I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. - Ring Lardner
Shut up he explained. - Ring Lardner
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. - Ring Lardner
How can you write if you can't cry? - Ring Lardner